I’ve lost my name on IRC! Some prick is using it now, so I’m having to resort to using “Decaffeinator” to avoid having dashes or shit after my name.
I logged onto IRC today, and received a notification from my BNC that I had private messages (like usual). So I check them, and see that my BNC has disconnected while I was offline… again…
Not that it usually concerned me. So I clicked on the #aus.gather channel in my list… and notice that my name is “SpiltCoffee881″.
“wat”, I think.
I quickly /whois SpiltCoffee, and find that someone has taken my name! My BNC rejoined Quakenet 6 minutes too late to reclaim my nickname. D:
SpiltCoffee`: D:
SpiltCoffee: hello, why you keep messaging me?
SpiltCoffee`: I’m just annoyed
SpiltCoffee: k that happens sometimes
SpiltCoffee`: my BNC went down for about 10 minutes, and it rejoins six minutes too late to reclaim my name D:
SpiltCoffee: i will be offline in 50 days time
SpiltCoffee`: D:
SpiltCoffee`: srs?
SpiltCoffee: ?
SpiltCoffee: no not serious. 52 days to be precise
SpiltCoffee`: D: <- imagine that in 72pt and bolded
SpiltCoffee`: i leave this conversation a very sad, sad man D:
SpiltCoffee`: oh, btw, visit my site some time
SpiltCoffee`: http://spiltcoffee.com
SpiltCoffee: me too. i just spilt my coffee
SpiltCoffee: ok i will sometime
SpiltCoffee` has changed nicks to Decaffeinator
Decaffeinator: at least I have a backup name![]()
Can’t wait for the 1st of October, if I’ve counted days correctly.
Dude, I think it’s time for…
“ELBOW_MAN”
LOLX
fuck that shit, that name’s long gone.
Use SplitCoffe.
Like someone is going to notice the change. ;{D}