What Mum doesn’t remember won’t hurt her

Mum usually makes me go to bed at 11 o’clock to try and get me to sleep for 7-8 hours, and last night she cracked it because I was still playing CoD4 until 11:15.

She started yelling at me, that tomorrow I would have to uninstall the game and all this. Meanwhile, I’m yelling back that I’m about to win, my team is 2-0 and the bomb is about to go off (17 seconds, Mum! Just wait a bit longer and I’ll be done!).

She was still angry afterwards, and said that I’d still have to uninstall it tomorrrow.

Well, tomorrow is now today, and CoD4 is still here… :D

Also, my dog is a real pig. Mum and I went shopping (well, really, she dragged me along, but whatever), and we stocked up on the dry food, since the current 14kg bag is coming to an end. So, at home, unpacking the car, I place the dry food on a shelf near the ground, underneath the shelf with the can food on it, in the garage, where the dogs sleep and stuff…

Anyways, 6 o’clock comes, which is when I feed the dogs, and I get off the computer (amazing!) and go downstairs. I notice a distinct lack of dog-scratching-at-door noises coming from the garage. I open the door, take a couple of steps, and stop.

The bag of dry food is in the middle of the garage.

With a hole chewed into it.

The damn dog ate 1.1kg of dry food. Should’ve seen him, big fat wobbly thing. I tried to chase him around the garage, but he was so stuffed, all he could do was slowly walk.

Sigh

19 Responses to “What Mum doesn’t remember won’t hurt her”

  1. Kart says:

    Just like what happened to me today. :D

    Except that the time was 2:00am and I was watching YouTube videos of funny video game reviews. :(

  2. Glenn says:

    yea that would of been bad if i was caught at like 6am still coding a tibia server… but luckily parents where not home :D

  3. xurich says:

    how old are you? tell your mother to fuck off

  4. Sumich says:

    I would also like to know how old you are. i enjoy reading this to.

  5. SpiltCoffee says:

    17 years old. :D

    She did buy my computer for me, so I sorta have to succumb to her threats, because she could just as easily take it away… and I don’t want that D:

  6. Panda says:

    LOL spilt very nice mum. Are you on hols? If so you should be allowed to stay up as late as you want!

  7. SpiltCoffee says:

    Well, I’ve just come from a 2 week break between school terms, and I guess I was playing CoD4 pretty much the entire time… at least one hour a day, I’d say.

  8. kagesha says:

    beat her up

  9. Cult says:

    You tell her big J.

  10. Pavliko says:

    HAHAHA nice xD

  11. croat1gamer says:

    i am doing the same thing almost 4-5 days per week, till 2am, if its friday it changes from 2am to 4-6am if they are going to work, to 8am if they arent.

    my current record is 11am with fainting every 30min the last 3 hours, that week i slept less than 20hrs

    locking the door and making good light isolation ftw. (headset included with an almost silent keyboard and mouse (g5, g11))

    you need to learn how to be ninja σ_σ

  12. Trivium says:

    LOL, oh spilt, you are such a lark.

  13. SpeedKill says:

    SPEEEDDDKILLL LIIIKEEESSS COOOKKKIIIEEESSS!!!!

    GG COD4, did you win in the end?

  14. SpiltCoffee says:

    Yeah, because I managed to defend Mum from the power button while my team handled the actual enemies in the game for 30 seconds, the bomb went off and my team won. :D

  15. jrgp says:

    I’m sorry to hear your mom’s that evil.

  16. cappy says:

    MILF?

  17. Kingbob says:

    Go to bed. School is more important than COD4.

  18. Glenn says:

    “MILF?” by cappy

    WTF MAN!!!!

  19. Hellz Solja says:

    nowone cares, you are all retarded.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related

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